Capt. Hover hands finds out immediately after this that they are so lucky to gave a gay friend that they can just relax and be themselves around, he ponders for 3 days before realizing he was the gay friend, and for the most part he moves on and just thinks of all the happy times he got to see free boobs…
He fuck them bought and get pregnant
He should chose one, to be together.
Rejected one was mad and kill them both and take the kid to rise them thogeter
But police catch her and set to prison
Kids landed in foster family where neighbors son make a party…
He says goodnight, walks the long walk home, graduates from college, gets a good job, and one day while daydreaming he exclaims “FUCK!”
Uh, he fixes the cable?
Early 2000s college, what a time to be alive.
He was so nervous that he couldn’t get hard, so the girls just ended up going down on each other while he watched with his tears in his eyes.
He lost a kidney
He nut in his pants and ruined a potential threesome lol
He passed out drunk and pissed himself while the girls threw up and cried in the bathroom.
Capt. Hover hands finds out immediately after this that they are so lucky to gave a gay friend that they can just relax and be themselves around, he ponders for 3 days before realizing he was the gay friend, and for the most part he moves on and just thinks of all the happy times he got to see free boobs…
He smelled his fingers.
They took his last half gram of Molly and dipped out
He had a GREAT time
That lucky mother fucker
Wow, those asses are sweet n juicy! Lucky guy!
They fall asleep because they are too drunk!
He performed the Keanu. Look closely, he is not touching.
Y2k
Boy passed out, so the girls made out!
Myspace guy?
He blew it
he tried to make a move but was quickly told that he misread things
Source?
His sisters brought out a cake.
Came in his pants about 20 seconds later
He paid the girls
You woke up?
He got an STD probably
Your mom took this photo too right?
He fuck them bought and get pregnant
He should chose one, to be together.
Rejected one was mad and kill them both and take the kid to rise them thogeter
But police catch her and set to prison
Kids landed in foster family where neighbors son make a party…